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My baby’s handsome šŸ˜

itsme-t:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

ā€œPutting them in the friendzoneā€? I’m sorry did you mean ā€œI was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?ā€ Or was it ā€œI believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.ā€ Perhaps it was ā€œI treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.ā€ No, wait, it’s ā€œfriendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.ā€

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take ā€œnoā€ for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.Ā 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

No I’m sorry whoever wrote the 7th comment down, I applaud you

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

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ā€œBut it’s not natural!ā€

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ā€œThere’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.ā€

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ā€œBut now their child will be gay.ā€

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ā€œHe will never have a normal, real relationship.ā€

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ā€œHe’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.ā€

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Respected king.

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Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

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You can be a homo too!

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girlsgotafacelikemurder:

Daenerys Targaryen, the unburnt Mother of Dragons

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burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled ā€œsuckā€ wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being aliveĀ suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

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what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

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