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If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this youāre just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
āPutting them in the friendzoneā? Iām sorry did you mean āI was nice to a girl and I cared about her and Iām bitter because she didnāt want me back?ā Or was it āI believe that if I love another person theyāre a bitch for just wanting to be friends.ā Perhaps it was āI treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now sheās not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.ā No, wait, itās āfriendship with a girl makes me angry because Iām a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else sheās a total bitch.ā
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesnāt feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks youāre a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction youāre wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly youāre a fucktrumpet but thatās beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who donāt know how to behave like theyāre not five-year-olds who donāt know how to take ānoā for an answer.
Now Iām going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
FUCKTRUMPET.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.Ā
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU
everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!No Iām sorry whoever wrote the 7th comment down, I applaud you
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And they werenāt even the same species.
āBut itās not natural!ā
āThereās no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.ā
āBut now their child will be gay.ā
āHe will never have a normal, real relationship.ā
āHeāll be socially inept and never amount to anything.ā
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of itā¦
You can be a homo too!
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why is being alive so expensive
You spelled āsuckā wrong.
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i literally canāt even tell what youāre trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being aliveĀ suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
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